i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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