is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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