so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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