She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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