You can't motorboat a personality
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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