i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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