He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type