you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.