Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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