this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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