i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
