i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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