Yo dont text me then not text me
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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