talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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