I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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