I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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