she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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