Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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