i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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