Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
i need to put some appletini on your dick
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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