Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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