Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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