if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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