Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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