My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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