Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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