So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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