Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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