found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Randomize
