I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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