Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
