I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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