you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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