I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
A+ Viking dick
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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