I want to make a zoo with you.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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