sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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