I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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