You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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