I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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