he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
What drink are we having for lunch?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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