are you still at the devil's house?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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