So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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