let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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