yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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