She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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