At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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