oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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