i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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