the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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