We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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