Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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