Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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