laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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