i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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