Barsexuality is the new black.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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