Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
no, he came in my armpit
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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