Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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