he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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