You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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