He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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